I’ve been meaning to post this since Christmas Day. Todays Asshole of the Day is a relative of mine. You see, every year without failing I get a shitty Christmas gift and this year was no exception.
This relative of mine gave my wife an envelope. Let me get this straight, its really [...]

A guard in New York’s roughest prison, Rikers, fell asleep on the J-O-B. So whats a prisoner to do?
A) Take a picture with the guard while she sleeps and give the peace sign.
or
B) Take her gun and the keys to the prison doors then make a run for it?
This idiot picked [...]

This video of a fat kid jumping into a lake that he doesnt know is frozen is a great way to end the year. And dont just watch the first 6 seconds either. You have to watch the entire video to really enjoy the hilarity of Chub Rock trying to climb out of the [...]