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I Want To Bang Rosa Acosta… HARD!

Thursday, November 19th, 2009

When I see chicks that look like the lovely Rosa Acosta, I start to think…

– How much would it cost me to smash that?
– She is proof that God is a horny man.
– Would I last more that 6 pumps?
– Probably not.
– Would she let me do things to her that would make her regret letting me hit it?
– What does that booty feel like… on my face?

Lets face it folks, she’s killing the game right now. And if you were looking at me right now you’d know what my “O-Face” would look like.


(thanks H8TORADE.COM, thanks!)

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Steven Seagal Reality Show is Awesome!

Thursday, November 19th, 2009

Mark my words:

Steven Seagal’s new reality show will be the greatest show ever!

I mean c’mon, Steven Seagal running around (well not running cause he’s fat) thinking he’s a real cop? Genius!

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Megan Fox, Will You Marry Me Part 4

Thursday, November 19th, 2009

Do I really need to explain the title to this post? Nah, not really.

awesome

Photobucket

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Asian Sings Party In The USA

Thursday, November 19th, 2009

I havent done a Miley Cyrus post since I found out that she doesnt swallow and that she makes fun of Asians, yet this Asian seemed to have forgiven her. No scratch that. He is clearly singing this song to get back at her.

Why do Asians love karaoke so much? This guy cant be serious can he?

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Boy Finds Real Life ET

Thursday, November 19th, 2009


Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T.

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