When I see chicks that look like the lovely Rosa Acosta, I start to think…
– How much would it cost me to smash that?
– She is proof that God is a horny man.
– Would I last more that 6 pumps?
– Probably not.
– Would she let me do things to her [...]

Mark my words:
Steven Seagal’s new reality show will be the greatest show ever!
I mean c’mon, Steven Seagal running around (well not running cause he’s fat) thinking he’s a real cop? Genius!

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Do I really need to explain the title to this post? Nah, not really.

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I havent done a Miley Cyrus post since I found out that she doesnt swallow and that she makes fun of Asians, yet this Asian seemed to have forgiven her. No scratch that. He is clearly singing this song to get back at her.

Why do Asians love karaoke so much? This guy cant [...]