Last night Miguel Cotto got his ass handed to him on a platter. And the Riggy cost me a lot of money. If I ever run into him Im gonna ask him for my money back. Heres the story:

I had invited a bunch of my friends and family come over to watch the fight. So I went and bought:

– A couple of cases of beer at $22 each.
– I ordered 3 extra large pizzas at $50.
– A 24 pack of Pepsi at $12.
– 3 orders of chicken wings with fries $20.
– 2 orders of cheese sticks at $12.
– The fight at $50.00.
– Desert at $10.
– Chips and dip at $15

And because Im a degenerate gambler, I put $100 on the fight for Cotto to win of course. We then did a $5 per round pool, which I bought 3 rounds and still didnt win. Reggie’s girlfriend came too (“mandilone” – thats Mexican for pussy whipped) and she spilled some wine on my couch! And she’s over there trying to play it off like the shit didnt even happen. The best part was that my sister was trying to help her cover it up because my sister knew I was about to start crackin’ some heads! So I dont even know what thats gonna cost me. Oh by the way Reggies date looked like Lil Mama so I asked her to stand in the middle of the living room in her b-boy stance. And she speaks 5 different languages, English, Filipino, Beetle Juice, Russian and Ebonics.

I had a great time until I realized that it was 2:00 in the morning and my house was still full, Cotto’s sorry ass lost, I went broke, and when people finally decided to leave they were taking everything I bought out the door with them!

I also realized that I hate cocky Filipinos.

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