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What-A-Bitch!

Saturday, November 14th, 2009

When I first saw this picture I thought it was a dude I grew up with who we used to first nicknamed, Matty Balls because he would anything and everything. Kid had guts like a Marine. We then changed his name to Take-It-All. Heres the story. One day a group of us went to New York when we were like 16 or 17 years old. And we snuk into the peep shows on 42nd street. One of the strippers asked Matty Balls, “How much would you give me if I let you touch my tits?” Matty Balls response as he reached into his pocket and pulled out some cash?

Here, take it all… just take it all.

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follow the law

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Derek Jeter is Homeless

Saturday, November 14th, 2009

Apparently Derek Jeter is filming a movie with Will Ferrell and Marky Mark where he plays a homeless man. Or like I was taught by my parents to call them, bums. But either way, I wish my favorite athletes would just stick to doing what they do best. In this case, hitting a fucking ball.

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WTF Pics of the Day

Saturday, November 14th, 2009

C’mon bruh! She’s a Midget.
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Relax guy, she hasnt showed you anything yet.
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The Pope smashed it.
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How I Transform To Cool

Saturday, November 14th, 2009

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No Black Chicks On TurdFergusonBlog Part 5

Saturday, November 14th, 2009

Aye Reggie, holla at cha boy!

(Other “No Black Chicks On TurdFergusonBlog” posts)

DAMN!
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Um… Black chick. Can I convince you to join me in a pair of these Fundies?

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