If you havent seen this little firecracker of a soccer player from the University of New Mexico named Elizabeth Lambert.

Here are some fun facts about Elizabeth:

1. She hates cute blonds.
2. She hates cute brunettes.
3. She can fight.
4. She clearly didnt grow up in the Suburbs.

I say “clearly” because no Suburbanite would ever behave like this. She must have grown up in Newark or Compton. By the way, seeing girls act like this is making me chub the fuck up making! So with that being said, the blond that gets punched in the back is this weeks Sexiest Female Athlete.

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