When I was this kids age I was waaaaaay past his skill level.

Why do Asian kids love and think they’re the shit in Basketball? Do they really think they’re gonna be the next Yao Ming? I used to dunk on Asian kids on a regular basis back in the day (Im officially retired now). In fact, if I was in this video and the same age as little Noah, I would have dunked on him and he wouldnt have done nothing about it because the boy has no hops. Little fucker cant dunk on a 5 foot wobbly rim? No bounce!

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Can I have those 9 minutes back? Why is this kid practicing with girls? I have a golden rule, “I do not talk sports with girls.”, so you can forget about me even practicing with one.

Whats with the “He looks… he shoots… he scores.” You cant take a shot without saying that? If I was playing him I’d say, “The little Asian boy looks… he shoots… GET THAT WEAK SHIT OUTTA MY HOUSE SONNY BOB JR!” Thats just how I roll.

Bottom line, little Noah Chang should have his dad buy him a Toyota Surpa that he can trick out.

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