Look, I know Jessica Alba doesnt have the same sex-appeal that Kim Kardashian has. But she used too. Theres something about Jessica that makes her The MILFiest MILF in Hollywood.
Just marry me already and lets get it over with.
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Turd Ferguson has been in the bloggin' game since 2006. Whats my favorite quote? "I like'm real cute round tits and fat asses. Educated, so I can bust off on them glasses!"
