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November 2nd, 2009

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Will Jessica Alba Marry Me Already?

Monday, November 2nd, 2009

Look, I know Jessica Alba doesnt have the same sex-appeal that Kim Kardashian has. But she used too. Theres something about Jessica that makes her The MILFiest MILF in Hollywood.

Just marry me already and lets get it over with.

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Kim Kardashian As Princess Jasmin

Monday, November 2nd, 2009

If I get one complaint from Reggie Bush about these Kim Kardashian pictures, Im gonna boycott blogging for a month.

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