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Really?

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

REALLY

I could find you a few chicks who are hotter than you.

Heres 1:
jennifer stano

Heres 2:
hot

Heres 3:
priscila

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NFL Week 8 Picks

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

Why havent you made any money off my pics yet? You should be like me, a millionaire! After week 7 my pick’em record stands at 71 – 30. The only games I got wrong were the Sorry ass Panthers who I thought could beat the sorry ass Bills and my Giants losing to the Cardinals.

(winner in CAPS)

Seahawks @ COWBOYS
TEXANS @ Bills
GIANTS @ Eagles
Rams @ Lions (flip a coin they both suck. but I’ll lean towards the LIONS)
DOLPHINS @ Jets
49ers @ COLTS
Browns @ BEARS
Broncos @ RAVENS
Jags @ TITANS
Raiders @ CHARGERS
Vikings @ PACKERS
Panthers @ CARDINALS

Monday Night
SAINTS (It doesnt matter who they’re playing. They’re winning every game.)

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No Black Chicks on TurdFergusonBlog? Part 2

Monday, October 26th, 2009

Last week my boy Reggie Bush complained that there wasnt enough Black chicks on the blog. So I posted a Black chick and apparently he is difficult to please. So Im posting another Black chick on here, hope you’re happy.

Bitch didnt even wipe… WTF? Either way, I cant continue to post chicks that are difficult to look at and dont wipe their asses. So here is Stacey Dash.

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Message To My Hackers

Saturday, October 24th, 2009

TurdFergusonBlog.com’s interface apparently got hacked. So I have a message to the fag(s) who hacked into my shit:

SUCK A DICK YOU FAGOT! You aint got shit else to do? Why are you spending your time hacking into the blog interfaces instead of getting laid? FUCKING HOMO!

ozzie guillen

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My White Friends

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

This song reminds me of the one Black friend I have, Reggie Bush.

Tyson got him some White friends.

tyson

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Girardi Sucks Ass

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

Lets face it fellow Yankees fans, Joe Girardi sucks ass. He has now clue as to what he is doing. Seems unprepared and over-manages if that makes any sense.

I’ve been watching this team all season long win close games because of the power the team has, not because Girardi made a big move. Lets talk about their most recent lost to yesterdays game, shall we?

Point A: AJ burnett gives up 4 runs in the first inning, no mound visit. Only a shot of Girardi clapping his hands towards Burnett while shouting encouraging words like a father would towards his son. FUCK THAT! Get your suck ass out there any tell him to get his act together! They’re paying him mega-bucks to show up in the game game like last night.

Point B: Once AJ gave up the 4 runs, Girardi should have never let Jose Molina get an at-bat. You should loose the personal catcher privilege for the power hitting catcher.

Point C: The Yanks take the lead in the 6th after putting the most crooked number on the board in the entire series. AJ’s night over right? Wrong. Sends him out there to quickly give up 2 hits. Then brings in Marte. Yeah, Damaso Marte. What happened to Phil Coke? Girardi was using this guy every game of the year, but he’s not good enough to use in the biggest spot of the season?

Point D: After Marte gives up a run, Girardi brings in Phil Hughes. Good, except that Hughes hasnt been on his game. And Joba… Jesus Christ Joba has been getting slapped around more than Chris Brown slapped Rihanna. Which brings me to Point E.

Point E: Girardi is basically down to the 3 bullpen options. Dave Robertson, Chad Gaudin, and the man who should be given an exception and placed into the Hall of Fame as an active player, Mariano Rivera. Im not saying that Chad Gaudin is a great option, because he’s not. But what Im saying is that the Angles havent seen him pitch this series. Its a change. The Angels have seen the entire bullpen but him. Robertson, who’s been lights out wasnt used in yesterdays game. I would have rather seen him than Marte. In fact, I would have rather seen Rivera pitch the start of the 7th. Slam the door! Let him pitch the 7th, 8th and 9th. Theres a full week he can rest before the World Series.

Point F: “F” is for Final point and for Joe Girardi’s grade as a manager. My final point is the biggest question. Why are you taking Alex Rodriguez out of a one run game for a pinch runner? As a manager of little leaguers, I would never take out my best player under any circumstances. Even when the rule forces me to play every player I still wouldnt take him out. So lets say the Yankees tie the game. You’re gonna play the rest of the way without the potential series MVP? You suck ass Joe Girardi.

PS, bench Nick Swisher for game 6. Anyone in the clubhouse who can walk on their own 2 feet can start in right field.

SWISHER

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Asshole of the Day: Part 26

Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

Todays Asshole of the Day is actually more than one Asshole, its these guys…

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ahole

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