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Khloe Kardashian is Horrifying Part 2

Friday, October 30th, 2009

Eesh! Even with make up she’s still rough to look at. I thought she was campaigning for Slim Fast or some other bullshit diet? Her face looks fatter than Kim’s ass. In fact, Kim’s ass is prettier than Khloe.

Part 1 is RIGHT HERE.

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Im sorry for making you look at the ugly Kardashian. So here is a picture of the hot one.

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Gayest Ken Doll EVER!

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

This has to be the gayest Ken doll in the history of the Barbie Doll franchise. The actual name of this doll is “PALM BEACH SUGAR DADDY KEN”. Thats the official name! I think they should have named him “BARBIE USES A DILDO ON ME WHILE I BLOW THE OTHER KEN DOLL SUGAR DADDY KEN”. I mean c’mon, look at that dog. Theres no way that doll is supposed to be interested in Barbie. Not even “BULL DYKE BARBIE” would want him. And WTF is with that dog?

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Im guessing this was the guy with the bright idea of Sugar Daddy Ken.

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I Want To Bang This Chick Part 10

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

I should have kept this pic of my soon to be baby mama for my spank bank, but Im a generous kinda guy.

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I Want To Bang This Chick Part 9

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

I was talking to Reggie Bush about the Yankees choking on it when he interrupted me.

Yo! I forgot to tell you, H8torade Hoes Volume 58 image #11. This chick can get every unemployment check I get? No homo, but I’d do some gay shit if she asked me.

See the rest of the H8torade Hoes Volume 58 right here.

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Khloe Kardashian is Horrifying

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

Kim Kardashian is always providing us with banging ass TwitPics. But her last TwitPic threw me for a loop. Heres why: The pic included her douche baggy brother who we’ll just refer to as… oh I dont know… Dickhead Kardashian. The pic also included Khloe, her Sasquatch of a sister.

More after the pic.
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WTF Kim? Yes, I mind that you are pushing that horrifying linebacker looking sister of yours because she is married to Lamar “I Could Pass As An Alien” Odom. I dont care about either of those two.

I follow @kimkardashian because of her butt. Look at this girl, she’s butt ugly!

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