I knew that once Michael “I Love Me Some Little Boys PeePee” Jackson dies, his career was gonna take off like if we were in the mid-80′s. And now theres some stupid movie staring Michael “I Boinked Macaulay Culkin” Jackson that I cant wait to not see. So here is a list of the top 10 things I’d rather do than watch that dumb ass movie.
- Watch the 1st season Laguna Beach.
- Hang out with this guy.
- Eat a laxative.
- Get in the ring and fight Kimbo Slice
- Start a heroin addiction.
- Get tased.
- Have a dump truck full of bowling balls dropped on my head.
- Let this girl give me a hickey.
- Do somersaults in the middle of traffic.
- Let the dead cold hands of Michael Jackson play with my balls.
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Idiot. Have some respect. You don’t even know half the truth about MJ.
Bitch please! When you settle out of court twice for the same accusation, in the court of public opinion, you’re guilty! Til this day I dont understand the infatuation with Michael “I gave kids ‘Jesus Juice’ to get the drunk so I can bang them” Jackson. He had one mega-hit back in the 80′s. Other than that, his music was just “ok”. He was a fucking lunatic drug addict too. Fuck him. He’s dead anyway.