As we all know by now that Jennifer’s Body bombed more than the United States did to Iraq in Desert Storm. Im convinced it bombed because there is absolutely no way any guy, no matter how much game he has, will never get his girlfriend to a theater to see Megan Fox. Chicks hate on her like that fag Perez Hilton hates on your boy Turd Ferguson. So, since Im your boy, I bring you the best part of Jennifer’s Body… the entire kissing scene with that cutie from Big Love.
Megan is going to host Saturday Night Live this weekend, its gonna bomb too.
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Turd Ferguson has been in the bloggin' game since 2006. Whats my favorite quote? "I like'm real cute round tits and fat asses. Educated, so I can bust off on them glasses!"
I have a boyfriend and I encourage him to see Mehgan. She is so hot and it kinda’ makes me wish I was in that scene with her
You’re a girl after my own heart!
It bombed because it was fucking terrible and it LOOKED fucking terrible. It looked so bad that not even the promise of seeing such a scene could lure people into the theatres to see this fucking train wreck of a movie.
They should have done themselves a favor and just released it straight to DVD like it deserved.