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Win At Dodgeball And You’ll Bang Jennifer Ellison

Written by Turd Ferguson on September 7th, 2009

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How awesome is this? Doritos (my favorite artificially flavored cheesy tortilla chip) is hosting a dodgeball tournament in the United Kingdom where the winner will get a trip to Vegas to play in our national tournament and get this… you get to hang out with Jennifer Ellison. But lets be real, you’ll be in Vegas hanging with a mega-hottie, which means you’ll be banging her!

She’s not Kim Kardashian, but still hot.

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