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God Himself Packs A Gun

Monday, August 24th, 2009

When I was a kid, I used to love to play with my GI Joe figures. But I never had the God action figure with kung fu grip and a big ass machine gun to kill all of those crazy demons.

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God I Love Puerto Rican Woman!

Monday, August 24th, 2009

My wife is Puerto Rican. And so is the chick who should have won Miss Universe, Mayra Matos.

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#1 Reason to Stay Out Of Jail

Monday, August 24th, 2009

NO BULLSHIT, I actually have witnesses…. Hyde and El Tigere.

A dude we know was once asked in a serious manner if it was gay to have sex with another man in jail? His answer was and I quote:

No. Especially if you’re in there for a long time. A man has his needs.

follow the law

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The Greatest Knock Out Ever

Monday, August 24th, 2009

This video still makes me laugh and say, “Damn, thats the greatest knock out ever!”

Ahhh which way did he go boss? Ahhh which way did he go?

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Im Dumping Jessica For Jennifer

Sunday, August 23rd, 2009

It pains me to say this, but Im dumping Jessica “The MILFiest MILF” Alba for Jennifer Stano. Where has this trick been my whole life?!

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