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2009 NFL Predictions

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

The NFL season is gonna kick off in a couple of weeks and Im ready to give my predictions for the 2009 season.

AFC Division Winners:
East: Patriots
North: Steelers
South: Colts
West: Chargers

AFC Wildcard
Bengals and Titans

AFC Winner
Patriots

NFC Division Winners:
East: Eagles
North: Packers
South: Panthers
West: Seahawks

NFC Wildcard
Giants and Bears

NFC Winner
Eagles

2009 MVP
Ben Roethlisberger

Biggest Surprise
The Lions win 3 games

Super Bowl XLIII (I dont even know how much is that) Winner
Patriots
Tom Brady wins MVP

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WTF? Another plane crash, the second in two weeks in the home state of yours truely, New Jersey. This time it was one of those small planes, but still. Now every time I see a plane already airborne I wonder if its gonna make it.

When are they gonna start building roads from New Jersey to Puerto Rico? Im drivin’ not flyin’.

This plane landed in a mall parking lot in Rockaway Township, New Jerz. Was JC Penny having a major sale or something?

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Heidi Montag Has Zero Rhythm

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

WOW! I hadnt seen this video because to be honest, I dont care about Heidi Montag. Her head is shaped like the guy in the Cher movie Mask. Everyone is comparing this performance to something Britney Spears would have done and thats an insult to Britney!

Message to Heidi:
Sweetie. If you’re gonna put yourself out there like that you have to learn how to dance. At least with all of the paper you got, buy some rhythm. You were better off doing jumping jacks on stage then pretending you could dance. The best thing you did during that performance was not letting the sistas dance near you. Good idea putting another rhythmless White girl and a chubby Asian girl next to you at all times.

By the way, Miss Puerto Rico should have won.