That title is no typo. She just told me that she feels safer kissing girls. Statements like will keep me wanting to post about her. And the reason why she is The Baddest Bitch on the Planet. Well… now that she mentioned that, here is a list of girls I’d like to see her kiss:
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Check out Heidi Montag trying to pull off that world famous pose first done by Jessica “The MILFiest MILF in Hollywood” Alba.
This is the proper way.
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Todays Asshole of the Day was just found dead in his NYC apartment, Adam Goldstein AKA, DJ AM.
You say, why is Turd Ferg picking on a dead guy? Its simple. This Asshole cheated death already by surviving that plane crash and he turns around and takes a whole bunch of pills. Fuck him! He’s a Grade-A Asshole!
What I dont understand is why he didnt off himself when he was dating Nicole Richie? You would have found me dead if I was going around introducing that crackhead as my girl.
What sucks is that I was gonna hire him for my birthday party. But I hired this guy instead.
Awesome party! Woot!
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