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Building Explosion That Never Happened

Monday, August 3rd, 2009

This cant be for real, right? How can a building not crumble once it flips on its side. Which this leads me to this… the World Trade Center had to have been brought down by something other than those planes… if this video is real.

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The Chicago Bears Hate Disabled Kids

Monday, August 3rd, 2009

Yesterday I took my Autistic son to the Chicago Bears Kids Training Camp for Kids with Disabilities. The camp was held at BEARbonnais on the campus of the Chicago Bears training camp. The kids were to learn the basic football skills like throwing, catching, how to hold the football, things like that. After all, ALL of the 50 kids at this camp had some sort of disability. They were also supposed to meet, greet and learn from “several” players. Oh and get to meet the Bears mascot too.

No one showed up. Let me repeat that. NO ONE showed up. Not even the fucking mascot!

Those poor kids, some who were in wheel chairs took part in a football camp just so they can meet some of those sorry-ass Bears, and didnt get to see anyone who even stands on the side lines. Not Brian Urlacher, not Jay CuNtler, the guy who holds the towels wasnt there either.  These fuckers make $10-million a year and they cant take 20 minutes out of their day to say hi to some kids?  Firemen take more time to say hi to kids, and they actually work!

So whats my point? My point is that the Chicago Bears organization has no class. They could have sent that guy who is at the bottom of the depth chart who is lucky to have even been invited to training camp.  Fuck the Bears.  Hope you win 2 games a year for the next 14 years.

Pretty gay ass picture. Who is gayer in this situation?
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Gotta get one of these
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Lady Gaga Needs to Cut This Shit Out

Sunday, August 2nd, 2009

What the fuck? I didnt know whether to file this under celebrity, funny, train wreck, WTF, or hey retard.

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obama

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Finally Saw “The Hangover”

Sunday, August 2nd, 2009

I finally saw The Hangover. No, I didnt watch on online or on bootleg. I actually took the wife out on a date! What did I think of it? Hands down the funniest movie of the year. Maybe even the best movie of the year. So as I was driving back home I started wondering:

Why dont movies like The Hangover ever get nominated for Best Picture?

Really. Movies are supposed to be entertaining. And The Hangover was entertaining. No, no, no, it was FUCKING ENTERTAINING!! Lets be real here, it was better than Slumdog Millionaire. And everyone was jocking that Indian movie like it was Gone With The Wind or something. But regardless, I say the peeps who decide of the Oscars should consider The Hangover as Best Picture.

The movie had everything:

  • Humor
  • It pulled at the heart (White Doug almost didnt get married)
  • Mike Tyson
  • Heather Graham’s tits
  • Chickens in a pent house
  • Naked Asian guy (no homo)
  • Drugs
  • And a baby in sunglasses

What more do you want in a movie?

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