First off, what the fuck is Chris Brown wearing? Is that a fucking bow tie? Cmon’ bruh! A bow tie?

Second, you mean to tell me you dont remember acting like Mike Tyson and left hooking the shit out of Rihanna and then trying to bite ear off? Give me a fucking break dick head.

I hope nobody watches Larry King tomorrow night because no one wants to see you try and act all “Im sorry” boo-hoo. Folks, he’s not sorry. If he was sorry, he’d say

“Yes. I fucked Rihanna up. And I remember doing it. And I did it cause she pissed me off. But… I very sorry.”

This is not being sorry.

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