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A Day W/Out Megan Fox? BULL SHIT!

Written by Turd Ferguson on July 29th, 2009

According to the fags at the New York Daily News, the fudge packers at Asylum, Double Viking and AskMen are declaring August 4th as “A Day Without Megan Fox“.

Relax Turd, its only 24 hours…

BULL SHIT! One day will turn into 2, then 3 then a week. I cant have that. Megan Fox was crowned The Baddest Bitch on the Planet by none other than me. And on August 4th, every post I do will have a Megan Fox reference.

I mean, who thought this was a good idea? This chick? This guy? Cmon’ people! Thats just the gayest shit I’ve ever heard. Heres an idea, lets ban Jessica Alba, this chick and Kim Kardashian.