Tell me, who has better tits?
Jack Nickelson?

Or this chick?

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Todays Asshole of the Day is none other than Otty Sanchez AKA That Crazy Bitch
Otty Sanchez not just chopped her babys head off, she ate his brain and some of its toes.
Please dont let her be Puerto Rican!

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According to the fags at the New York Daily News, the fudge packers at Asylum, Double Viking and AskMen are declaring August 4th as “A Day Without Megan Fox“.
Relax Turd, its only 24 hours…
BULL SHIT! One day will turn into 2, then 3 then a week. I cant have that. Megan Fox [...]

Im willing to bet that Madonna has this at home and uses it all day long.

She makes me wanna puke.

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