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Who Has Better Tits?

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

Tell me, who has better tits?

Jack Nickelson?
jack nickelson

Or this chick?
beach girl

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Asshole of the Day Part 21

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

Todays Asshole of the Day is none other than Otty Sanchez AKA That Crazy Bitch

Otty Sanchez not just chopped her babys head off, she ate his brain and some of its toes.

Please dont let her be Puerto Rican!

ahole

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A Day W/Out Megan Fox? BULL SHIT!

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

According to the fags at the New York Daily News, the fudge packers at Asylum, Double Viking and AskMen are declaring August 4th as “A Day Without Megan Fox“.

Relax Turd, its only 24 hours…

BULL SHIT! One day will turn into 2, then 3 then a week. I cant have that. Megan Fox was crowned The Baddest Bitch on the Planet by none other than me. And on August 4th, every post I do will have a Megan Fox reference.

I mean, who thought this was a good idea? This chick? This guy? Cmon’ people! Thats just the gayest shit I’ve ever heard. Heres an idea, lets ban Jessica Alba, this chick and Kim Kardashian.

megan fox

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Madonna is Un-Sexy

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

Im willing to bet that Madonna has this at home and uses it all day long.

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She makes me wanna puke.
vomit

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