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Jennifer Lopez Cant Deep Throat

Monday, July 20th, 2009

J to the L-O needs some lessons in the art of deep throating.

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Chris Brown’s Public Apology

Monday, July 20th, 2009

Lets file this under “S” for: Shut the fuck up!

Chris Brown is hands down the biggest dick on the planet. This dick gets off (no pun intended) easy and he offers this bullshit of an apology? If Rihanna ever talks to this guy, then she should get punched in the back of her head.

Whats with that gay ass Star Trek looking shirt too?

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Granny Loves To Just Chilax

Monday, July 20th, 2009

So I went to dinner with my cousin the other night and he brought along his date. He told me that she was a bit older than him. But at no time did I think she was 84. Home girl got great-grand-kids for crying out loud!

Granny was in her prime the last time the Cubs won the World Series.

Grand-Mama was helped Jesus down from the cross.

I snapped this pic while he was on the phone bragging to his ex about hooking up with a MILF.

Nana was just chilaxin son.

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Donkey Punch A Chick Tonight

Monday, July 20th, 2009

UrbanDictionary.com defines “Donkey Punch” as the following:

The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you of course).

So with that being said, Donkey Punch a chick tonight!

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