Jennifer Lopez Cant Deep Throat

J to the L-O needs some lessons in the art of deep throating.

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Chris Brown’s Public Apology

Lets file this under “S” for: Shut the fuck up!
Chris Brown is hands down the biggest dick on the planet. This dick gets off (no pun intended) easy and he offers this bullshit of an apology? If Rihanna ever talks to this guy, then she should get punched in the back of her [...]

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Granny Loves To Just Chilax

So I went to dinner with my cousin the other night and he brought along his date. He told me that she was a bit older than him. But at no time did I think she was 84. Home girl got great-grand-kids for crying out loud!
Granny was in her prime [...]

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Donkey Punch A Chick Tonight

UrbanDictionary.com defines “Donkey Punch” as the following:
The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you of course).
So with that being said, Donkey [...]

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