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I Want To Bang This Chick Part 6

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

I dont care that she’s Whiter than Anne Hathaway. I dont care that I cant tell if she suffers from Nassatal (no-ass-at-all). I want to bang this chick!

Please let there be a cobble stone road up ahead!
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Other chicks I Want To Bang.

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Rafael Nadal, Say It Aint So

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

I watch tennis occasionally. And I always wonder how much poon playahs like Andy Roddick could get. Is he in Derek Jeter’s league? Maybe. But I’ll tell you who isnt getting poon. Rafael “I can only win on clay” Nadal. NO HOMO, but Rafa isnt a bad looking guy. He’s like the second or third best player in the world. Rich as hell. And this cat is fucking dudes?!

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Look at him all giddy like a girl who was just asked to the prom by Turd Ferguson. Again NO HOMO but look at his boy friends feet… he got corns, bunions and onions!

That picture above now finally explains these two events. Because believe me, I love my brother and I’d never let anyone take a pic of me and him like this.

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*cough* cock-gobbler *cough*
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I Can Fix The Pirates

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

As a baseball fan I always wonder why the Pittsburgh Pirates suck year in and out.  Its not like they’re playing in the AL East.  Its the NL Central for crying out loud.  I can fix that franchise and return them to respectability. Im not saying that I can get them back to the World Series, Im just saying that I can get them to actually win games. Heres now:

  • Sign BJ Ryan.  The Blue Jays just let him go and outside of 5 or 6 teams, who doesnt need a veteran closer?
  • Trade for Dontrell Willis.  Experience and no pressure pitching for the Pirates.  He’ll excel just going out there and just throwing.  Plus he can hit.
  • Keep Freddie Sanchez and Jack Wilson.  Sanchez a gamer and Wilson show passion for the game.
  • Trade Lastings Milledge for some infield dirt.
  • Hire Davey Johnson.  He’s a great manager.

Finally, 2010 will have a lot of really good solid players who will be free agents.  Open the check book and make serious runs at these guys:

  1. Victor Martinez – catcher from Cleveland
  2. Matt Holliday – out fielder from Oakland
  3. John Lackey – pitcher from the Angels

You should be able to get one maybe two of those guys and then your looking at a team that can complete in that shitty NL Central.

Think about this opening day in 2010:

  1. Andrew McCutchen – cf
  2. Freddie Sanchez – 2b
  3. Victor Martinez – c
  4. Matt Holliday – lf
  5. Adam LaRoche – 1b
  6. Andy LaRoche – 3b
  7. Delwyn Young – rf
  8. Jack Wilson – ss
  9. John Lackey – p

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Why Fat People Are Not Athletic

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

Here is the greatest .gif of all time. It shows us that fat people regardless of race, color or creed that they should not try and do:

a. Any obstacle course.
b. Forget to wear a bra (male or female).
c. Be a contestant on a Japanese game show.

Especially be a Japanese game show contestant. Those Japs invented Ninjas. So you just know that they’re athletic.

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