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Chris Brown Got Off Easy

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

The State of California wont let the fags get married, but they’ll let men who punch and choke the piss out of a woman walk and not spend a single day in jail. Here is the statement from the DA’s office:

“He’ll spend 180 days doing community labor (8 hours a day — 1440 hours total) — which is, in effect, hard labor. He’ll do his service in Virginia which is where Brown lives. A Virginia law enforcement officer told us Brown will be picking up trash, pulling weeds and washing fire trucks.

He gets 5 years probation for FELONY assault — he pled guilty. He’ll get supervised probation. He’ll have to come back to court every three months.
He must enroll in a domestic violence counseling program.

If Brown violates probation, he could get up to 4 years in prison.
Brown is now a convicted felon and loses the the following rights: To own a gun, to sit on a jury, subject to search and seizure without a search warrant and he now has limitations on travel.”

He gets to wash fire trucks. Why not let him ring the bell and slide down the pole while he’s at it?

SCOTT FREE BITCHES!
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MILF Monday: Alessandra Ambrosio

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

DAMN!

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Im Stalking Megan Fox

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

Yup, thats me in that picture. Im the Mexican/Asian creepy looking dude not asking for her autograph. Im about to cut some of her hair so I can take it home and put sew it on my blow up doll’s head.

Oh by the way, the hottest tongue in the world belongs to Megan Fox. And the sexiest right leg.

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Three Wolves Window Decal

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

OK, its not the same as the 3 Wolves t-shirt. But you gotta be a serious Red Neck to put this on your pick up.

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And for those who are White Collar workers, theres this so you dont feel left out.

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Smug-Ass Cowboy

Friday, June 19th, 2009

Peep this video of the day of this mondern day Billy the Kid. Hillbilly Bob is the fastest gun in the world.

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