I have 2 strikes against me.
I didnt want to have a daughter because of the potential of her making a video like this. My daughter is 2 right now, but she’s already been told that if she makes a video like this, Im smashing her head open until the white meat shows.
Moral of the story? Dont have Puerto Rican daughters.
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A couple of weeks ago I showed you T-Pain’s “Big Ass Chain“. I now bring you this dude who hangs with Soulja Boy, “Fake Ass Chain”.
And just for the hell of it, Helicopter Hair Gurl.
Obama doesnt approve of this ghetto-ness.
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“Im a big boy. I can take it. I can dish it.”
Apparently you cant. A big boy would have thrown a punch back and not made this video. And a big boy would have never cried.
“I didnt ask for this.”
Yeah you did. You started that web site.
“I write about other peoples drama.”
Start writing about your own, patnah. Look, I’ve gotten death threats over the shit I’ve written and I never made a video dropping names like Lady GaGa and the Jonas Brothers then proceeded to cry. You should have listened to Wil.I.Am and tell him that I would never write about that shitty band.
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