Who would like to be the first to help me try out this new rug that ordered? Megan Fox? Jessica Alba? Carrie Underwood? Anyone?… Anyone? No? But check this out, “its strokes your body while you make love.” And it comes in Jaguar, Lynx and Minx. I ordered Jaguar.
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Turd Ferguson has been in the bloggin' game since 2006. Whats my favorite quote? "I like'm real cute round tits and fat asses. Educated, so I can bust off on them glasses!"
[...] I could teach a class on how to bang a chick. But there is no way you can bang a chick in these “fundies” unless your cock is shaped like a lower case j but backwards. I’d rather get “The Love Rug“. [...]