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Mega Mall Spelling Bee

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

I dont know if they have these Mega Mall’s by where you live, but they do in Chicago. Let me explain, the Mega Mall is made up of a million little shops with incredible deals. And those shops are owned and operated by either Mexicans or Asians. The one I went to the one on Chicago’s south side where all the Mexicans be at.

I came across this sign.

gift grapping

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Tags: chicago, funny, humor, mega mall, mexican, pic of the day, picture, spelling bee

Arrrg! Somali Pirate Picture

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

Thats what a pirate looks like? Wheres the eye patch and shoulder parrot? Abdiwali Abdiqadir Muse is a real life pirate? He looks more like the guy who won the Boston Marathon. Growing up I always thought that pirates looked like this or like this guy. Even when I heard that one of them was captured, I thought he would look like that. Boy was I wrong.

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You know, that reminds me. I have a friend who I strongly believe has some sugar in his tank if you know what I mean, who just went on a cruise to the Eastern part of Africa. He told me that he hopes the ship will get taken over by pirates. Butt Pirates. He’s in for a shock when he see’s those Somali’s boarding the ship.

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Tags: Abdiwali Abdiqadir Muse, cruise ship, news, picture, pirate, somali, somalia

New Logo, Same Lions

Monday, April 20th, 2009

Are the Detroit Lions banking on creating a buzz for their team by giving them a new logo? Its not going to work. They suck.

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Tags: detroit, football, lions, new logo, nfl, sports

HO-LY SHIT! Video of the Day

Monday, April 20th, 2009

Check out Jones’ Good Ass BBQ and Foot Massage on 119th and Cicero. Here in the Chi, we call that part of the city, “Da Wild Hunnits”. And this is one of the reasons why.

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Tags: bbq, chicago, crazy, funny, video, video of the day, viral

Miss California On Gay Marriage

Monday, April 20th, 2009

Miss California is very lucky that she’s hot. Listen to this answer to a question that was given to her by that fagot Perez Hilton about her opinion on gay marriage. Im really surprised that she’s not walking into walls.

Transcript to her answer is below the video for just in case you didnt believe what your ears actually heard.

“We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage. And you know what, I think in my country, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there, but that’s how I was raised.”

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Tags: Carrie Prejean, fag, gay, gay marriage, miss california, miss usa, parez hilton, video, viral

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