This was the scene in New York’s Central Park yesterday because of the weather. Either that or New York has a serious homeless problem.
April, 2009
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Sunday, April 26th, 2009Asshole of the Day Part 11
Sunday, April 26th, 2009Todays Asshole of the Day: Me, Turd Ferguson
Kyle Maynard who was born with no arms and no legs decided that he wants to be a MMA fighter. Obviously he lost. Let me tell you something, this isnt a case of “Im a disabled person, I have rights! I can do anything you can do.”
“FUUUUCK YOU!”, said Turd Ferguson
If you want to be a MMA fighter than you have the right to get stompt’ on! And if you think you can do anything I can, then try riding a bike.
Heres why Im the Asshole of the Day. If I was fighting Kyle Maynard and saw him coming at me like this:
I would have kicked you square in the fucking mouth!
And if you were sitting like this:
I would have picked you up and dropped you on your fucking head!
So let this be a lesson learned.
- You can not and I repeat, CAN NOT be a MMA fighter.
- You’re not tough just because you have no legs and arms.
- You’re a shithead and deserve to get your ass kicked every day.
Other Assholes of the Day are right here.
FHM’s Hot 100
Friday, April 24th, 2009I never agree with these polls because usually who ever is #1 has something coming out and her PR firm paid a hefty fee for her to be in that position. But this time, I think I agree with FHM. Cheryl Cole is fuckin smoking hot!
Here are the top 10:
10. Freida Pinto (Slumdog Millionaire will be the last time you see her.)
9. Anna Friel (Never heard of her.)
8. Kristin Kreuk (Girl next door hotness.)
7. Elisha Cuthbert (I would have agreed 3 years ago.)
6. Adriana Lima (No reason for her t be this low on the list.)
5. Keeley Hazell (Anyone with tits like that and a sex tape to boot is ok in my book.)
4. Britney Spears (Im sorry did I say Britney Spears? Huh? Isnt that Lima’s spot.)
3. Jessica Alba (The Baddest Bitch on the Planet, I’ve said that for years.)
2. Megan Fox (No complaint there.)
1. Cheryl Cole (I’d hit it raw!)
NFL Mock Draft
Friday, April 24th, 2009Here is how I think things will pan out in the top ten.
- Detroit Lions: Matt Stafford, QB, Georgia
- St. Louis Rams: Jason Smith, OT, Baylor
- KC Chiefs: Aaron Curry, OLB, Wake Forest
- Seattle Seahawks: Mark Sanchez, QB, USC
- Cleveland Browns: Brian Orakpo, DE/OLB, Texas
- Cincinnati Bengals: Michael Crabtree, WR, Texas Tech
- Oakland Raiders: Jeremy Maclin, WR, Mizzo
- Jacksonville Jaguars: Eugene Monroe, OT, Virginia
- Green Bay Packers: B.J. Raji, DT, Boston College
- San Francisco 49ers: Aaron Maybin, DE/LB, Penn State
Notables:
If you’re wondering where Rey Maualuga from USC will fall, its to the Redskins at 13. They wont be drafting a QB in the first round.
Knowshon Moreno of Georgia will drop to J-E-T-S! JETS! JETS! JETS! at #17.
Viking fans will be thrilled with Josh Freeman, Kansas State the QB.
