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Anne Hathaway & The Chocolate Factory

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

Oh Valentino. Is this some odd attempt at being an Oompa Loompa? Were you in a fire? Did you winter on the sun? Did you wash your face with carrots?

Who looks at themselves in the mirror looking like Valentino and says, “Ayyy!”

Yeah TMZ, I stole your shit!

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Tags: anne hathaway, funny, humor, orange, picture, valentino

Drag Me To Hell Trailer

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

I just found out that El Tigre is taking a road trip to Mexico with his dad. I dont know what they do when they go but they go a bit to often. Im sure its nothing illegal, wink-wink. But this time they are taking Reggie Bush with them. I asked Reggie why was he going, “Yo son, they draging me to hell kid.”, were his exact words. And thats not even answering my question. Home boy is nervous that he wont be let back into the country when they come back. Im sure he’ll have a horror story for me once they get back.

That reminds me, check out the trailer to the new horror flick, Drag Me To Hell

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Tags: drag me to hell, horror movie, movie trailer, sam raimi, video, viral

Introducing The Peekaru

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

What the fuck is a Peekaru? It looks like that scene from Alien where the alien comes out of the stomach.

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Tags: peekaru, picture of the day, snuggie, wtf

Sexy Female Athlete of the Day: Part 14

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

Ana Paula Mancino a vollyball player… and I dont care because she most likely sucks otherwise you would have heard of her great accomplishments. All I care about is seeing more of this sexy-ass athlete.

Enjoy.
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Tags: Ana Paula Mancino, hot chick, sexy, sexy female athlete, sports, vollyball

Enough Bromance Already!

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

Im so tired of all this “bromance” talk already. The word isnt even funny. Oh look, two guys who hang out with eachother all the fuckin time. Lets call that a “bromance”. I actually have a better description for two guys who love each other that much:

Fagots!

reggie & tigere

Enough already! I’d rather talk about two girls hanging out and frolicking around town than watching two dudes.

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Tags: bromance, fagot, funny, gay, hot chick, humor, i love you man

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