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I Want To Bang Marisa Miller, Again

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

I know I’ve said this before, but my pinga should be inside of Marisa Miller. I want my pinga to feel her sugar walls. I mean, look at her… she’s even a whooty!

marisa miller

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Tags: celebrity, i want to bang, id hit it, marisa miller, sexy, turd ferguson, victoria secret, victoria secret model, whooty

Yankees Cut Ticket Prices, Im Still Poor

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

Today my beloved Yankees announced that they cut the ticket prices in half. So now it will only cost me $1300 to sit behind home plate. And to be honest, I dont know if I wanna pay that much to see, lets say… the Royals. And Im not even guaranteed that the Yanks will pitch CC Sabathia and win that day. So not until they cut that $1300 in half to $650 and then cut that in half to $325… and then lower the prices again to $80 will I be going to a Yankee game.

My parents went to the game the other day and took this picture in the 5th inning. Note how empty it is.

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Tags: baseball, cc sabathia, mlb, new yankee stadium, new york, news, sports, ticket price, turd ferguson, yankees

TSA Training Video: Hug the Jew

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

TSA’s new employee training video shows us how they determine who is a terrorist and who isnt.

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Tags: funny, humor, jew, terrorist, training video, travel, tsa, turd ferguson, video, video of the day, viral

Air Force 1 Fly By

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

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Tags: air force 1, air force one, turd ferguson, video, video of the day, viral

Sexy Female Athlete of the Day: Simona Halep

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

Anna Kornakorva was by far the sexiest female athlete until I saw the giant tigos on this chick. They’re huge! I mean, a sports bra aint gonna help that chick. Could you imagine if if men had balls that big? We wouldnt be able to walk. We’d have to invent a bra for nads. A Nad-Zier?

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Tags: Anna Kornakorva, sexy female athlete, Simona Halep, sports, tennis, turd ferguson

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