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FHM’s Hot 100

Written by Turd Ferguson on April 24th, 2009

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I never agree with these polls because usually who ever is #1 has something coming out and her PR firm paid a hefty fee for her to be in that position. But this time, I think I agree with FHM. Cheryl Cole is fuckin smoking hot!

Here are the top 10:

10. Freida Pinto (Slumdog Millionaire will be the last time you see her.)
9. Anna Friel (Never heard of her.)
8. Kristin Kreuk (Girl next door hotness.)
7. Elisha Cuthbert (I would have agreed 3 years ago.)
6. Adriana Lima (No reason for her t be this low on the list.)
5. Keeley Hazell (Anyone with tits like that and a sex tape to boot is ok in my book.)
4. Britney Spears (Im sorry did I say Britney Spears? Huh? Isnt that Lima’s spot.)
3. Jessica Alba (The Baddest Bitch on the Planet, I’ve said that for years.)
2. Megan Fox (No complaint there.)

1. Cheryl Cole (I’d hit it raw!)
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