Was she sending a message to Chris Brown or was she listening to this when she decided to get that tattoo.
March, 2009
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I Want To Bang Candace Cabrera!
Thursday, March 26th, 2009And the winner is! Candace Cabrera AKA Black. She got the “Black” from being on Flavor of Love 3. Which means the trick is desperate for stardom. Regardless, I’d hit raw. I’d even try to hit off her tats if she let me.
WHOOTY ALERT!
Other Chicks I Want To Bang are right here.
Mike Vick Is Free!
Thursday, March 26th, 2009YEZER! Ron Mexico AKA Mike Vick is a free man! Lets be real, the whole thing with him going to jail for killing dogs was just stupid. If you think about it he was doing his community a service because those dog were violent. If one of them escaped then who knows what it would have done to some kid riding his bike.
But lets get to football. Who is he gonna sign with? You know the NFL is gonna let him play because Vick is a mega star and mega draw. So who is it gonna be?
The Bears? Nope, their Black quarterback experiment didnt work out.
The Broncos? Maybe, they’re gonna need a quarterback.
The Texans? I dont know if those Red Necks in the South would welcome him.
The Jets? They need a quarterback and they’re a playoff team waiting to happen. Might be a good fit.
OctoMom: Please Put Clothes On
Wednesday, March 25th, 2009Yeah, yeah, yeah OctoMom was a stripper, who cares? I have a funny strip club story to share. Dont kill me Hyde!
Some of us from work went to a local strip club right after work because there was no cover charge from 5 to 6. And of course there was nothing but the haggy strippers. So we’re sitting at a table joking the strippers and shit. Then all of a sudden one of the strippers came over and just decided to sit on Hyde’s lap. Sound harmless right. Wrong. This bitch looked like she was on the German swim team. She had to be at least 6’4” with shoulders like Ray Lewis. Heres what went down:
Hyde: Whoa there fellah!
Stripper: Fellah? My name is Sweets cause I taste like candy.
Hyde: Well tonight Im calling you Chyna cause you look like you could fuck me up!
Stripper: Dont be scared. I wont bite… hard. Do you mind if I grind you?
At this point the stripper started grinding Hyde and giving him something that we thought was a lap dance, but we werent sure if thats what it was or she was assaulting him. But at the time, Hydes celly started buzzing on vibrate in his pocket.
Stripper: OH BABY! Is that your cell phone or are you getting turned on?
Hyde: (looking at the caller ID) Neither. Its my moms. Mom, sup? Huh? No Im at the jiggly room and Paul Bunions wife is grinding me. My mom said to get the fuck off me.
Chyna the stripper got off and walked away with her head down. Poor poor Sweets AKA Chyna.
