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Asshole Of The Day: Part 3

Written by Turd Ferguson on March 25th, 2009

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Todays Asshole of the Day: Elvis Crespo

Why is Elvis an Asshole? Because he’s making us Ricans look bad thats why. This fucker was on a flight from Houston to Miami and decided:

“I think Im gonna rub one out right here in my seat.”

Great fuckin idea! Reports say that 1) the FBI took him in for questioning when he landed in Miami and 2) this dumb Rican told the FBI that he doesnt remember if he was yanking it. Way to go.

Fam, you couldnt go to the bathroom like everyone one else? It wasnt enough that you look like a girl?

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EEEEEEPPPAAAA! (Thats Rican talk)

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