Yeah, yeah, yeah OctoMom was a stripper, who cares? I have a funny strip club story to share. Dont kill me Hyde!

Some of us from work went to a local strip club right after work because there was no cover charge from 5 to 6. And of course there was nothing but the haggy strippers. So we’re sitting at a table joking the strippers and shit. Then all of a sudden one of the strippers came over and just decided to sit on Hyde’s lap. Sound harmless right. Wrong. This bitch looked like she was on the German swim team. She had to be at least 6’4” with shoulders like Ray Lewis. Heres what went down:

Hyde: Whoa there fellah!
Stripper: Fellah? My name is Sweets cause I taste like candy.
Hyde: Well tonight Im calling you Chyna cause you look like you could fuck me up!
Stripper: Dont be scared. I wont bite… hard. Do you mind if I grind you?

At this point the stripper started grinding Hyde and giving him something that we thought was a lap dance, but we werent sure if thats what it was or she was assaulting him. But at the time, Hydes celly started buzzing on vibrate in his pocket.

Stripper: OH BABY! Is that your cell phone or are you getting turned on?
Hyde: (looking at the caller ID) Neither. Its my moms. Mom, sup? Huh? No Im at the jiggly room and Paul Bunions wife is grinding me. My mom said to get the fuck off me.

Chyna the stripper got off and walked away with her head down. Poor poor Sweets AKA Chyna.