@KingDoucheBag posted a twitpic of his wife Demi Moore. Unfortunately it wasnt a pic like that stripper scene in Striptease. It was a pic of her flat ass. Yeah, Demi suffers from Nassitall, thats “No Ass At All”.
More after pic.
Why is the intranets all a buzz about this pic? How do we even know thats Demi? It could be some tramp that Ashton Doucher is tappin. I mean, the chick aint got no ass! I’ve seen better asses than that. And I know you have too.
Now this is an ass!
Turd Ferguson has been in the bloggin' game since 2006. Whats my favorite quote? "I like'm real cute round tits and fat asses. Educated, so I can bust off on them glasses!"
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