@KingDoucheBag posted a twitpic of his wife Demi Moore. Unfortunately it wasnt a pic like that stripper scene in Striptease. It was a pic of her flat ass. Yeah, Demi suffers from Nassitall, thats “No Ass At All”.

More after pic.

Why is the intranets all a buzz about this pic? How do we even know thats Demi? It could be some tramp that Ashton Doucher is tappin. I mean, the chick aint got no ass! I’ve seen better asses than that. And I know you have too.

Now this is an ass!