Re-Enactment of Rihanna Beat Down

Filed under celebrity, chris brown by Turd Ferguson on March 23, 2009 at 8:35 pm no comments

Check out this re-enactment of the beat down that Chris Brown gave Rihanna. Its not funny because of what he did to her. But it is funny that its two White people doing the acting.

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More Plane Crashes! Part 2

Filed under plane crash, video by Turd Ferguson on March 23, 2009 at 8:08 pm no comments

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?! Is the this what they meant when they said “The sky is falling!”? First that private jet that crashed in Butte, Montana, now this FedEx plane crashed in Japan!

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I Jizzed On Cindy Crawford

Filed under celebrity, funny by Turd Ferguson on March 23, 2009 at 8:00 pm no comments

She asked for it!

I came on Megan Fox too.

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Celeb Twitter Porn?

Filed under celebrity, funny by Turd Ferguson on March 23, 2009 at 7:50 pm one comment

@KingDoucheBag posted a twitpic of his wife Demi Moore. Unfortunately it wasnt a pic like that stripper scene in Striptease. It was a pic of her flat ass. Yeah, Demi suffers from Nassitall, thats “No Ass At All”.
More after pic.

Why is the intranets all a buzz about this pic? How do [...]

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