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Chicks Who Should Never Speak

Written by Turd Ferguson on March 13th, 2009

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Hyde and I were talking about how hot Adriana Lima looks and he said that he couldnt stand the sound of her voice. So I decided to post a list of chicks who should never say anything except sit there and look hot for our pure enjoyment.

  1. Adriana Lima
  2. Jessica Alba
  3. Erin Andrews
  4. Marisa Miller
  5. Maria Menounos
  6. Leryn Franco
  7. Nicole Scherzinger
  8. Emmanuelle Chriqui
  9. Minka Kelly
  10. Sarah Shahi

Just stand there ladies and be the good imaginary girlfriend we want you to be.

Adriana Lima, Jessica Alba, Erin Andrews, Marisa Miller, Maria Menounos, Leryn Franco, Nicole Scherzinger, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Minka Kelly, Sarah Shahi, sexy, actress, hot check, id hit it, i want to bang

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Tags: actress, adriana lima, Emmanuelle Chriqui, erin andrews, hot check, i want to bang, id hit it, jessica alba, Leryn Franco, maria menounos, marisa miller, minka kelly, nicole scherzinger, Sarah Shahi, sexy

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