Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are seen here walking down a NYC street and Im not jealous of him. Not one bit. Jessica looks ROUGH! And he makes me feel good about my looks! Today is a good day!
Oh and if you ever see me out in public dressed the way JT is, please put two bullets in my head and one in the chest. He looks like a nerdy douche.
new york, justin timberlake, douche bag, jessica biel, picture, celebrity
Hyde and I were talking about how hot Adriana Lima looks and he said that he couldnt stand the sound of her voice. So I decided to post a list of chicks who should never say anything except sit there and look hot for our pure enjoyment.
Just stand there ladies and be the good imaginary girlfriend we want you to be.
Adriana Lima, Jessica Alba, Erin Andrews, Marisa Miller, Maria Menounos, Leryn Franco, Nicole Scherzinger, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Minka Kelly, Sarah Shahi, sexy, actress, hot check, id hit it, i want to bang
If you’re a straight man, when you woke up on Valentines Day, you something want right. Not because you forgot the it was Valentines Day, but because that was the day Adriana Lime decided to marry Marko Jaric. Who is he you ask? He’s the wet dream killer. He’s the scrub rotting away on the Memphis Grizzlies bench. I know Im a better baller than Jaric and my skillz arent what they used to be.
At any rate, this ass-clown was just accused of sexual assult. And the great part was that the assultee was not our wet dream, Adriana Lima. Apparently because you slip a roofy to the hottest model on the planet doesnt mean that you can go assulting other chicks. Or was it a man? Dont know.
Jaric shoots, CLANK!
marko jaric, adriana lima, sexual assult, basketball, sports, victoria secret model, picture, id hit it, sexy, i want to bang
Heres no surprise, Bristol Palin breaks up with Levi Johnston. Wonder why? Maybe because Bristol cant keep her legs closed? Maybe because Sarah Palin only needed them to get married to stay in the Presidental race? I dont know. But what I do know is that Levi is a dumbass. That I know for a fact. Check out these two pics.
Notice Levi’s hand?
C’mon bruh! The pussy couldnt have been that good!
Now you’re stupid Eskimo ass is stuck trying to find another chick named Bristol to marry. Where did she tat your name?
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