I understand why this chick was a ex-masturbater. Bitch is ugly and masturbating is what ugly people are regulated too. And thats one thing I’ll never be, an ex-masturbater. Shit, Im masturbating right now! In fact I want a t-shirt that says “Forever-Masturbater”
March 9th, 2009
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First 5 Minutes of Watchmen…
Monday, March 9th, 2009…Sucked. I havent watched The Watchmen, but my peeps tell me it was terrible. Hyde, Guster and Jigga JJ went to see it at the IMax and come away dissapointed. Lupita on the other hand claimed to have fallen asleep through it. But rumor has it that her new boyfriend who we’ll call “Stizzle” pulled the ol’ popcorn trick in a crowded theater. So we now know what she meant by “fell asleep”. But regardless, they all said it sucked (sorry Lupita, no pun intended)
