I understand why this chick was a ex-masturbater. Bitch is ugly and masturbating is what ugly people are regulated too. And thats one thing I’ll never be, an ex-masturbater. Shit, Im masturbating right now! In fact I want a t-shirt that says “Forever-Masturbater”

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In honor of Puerto Rico advancing to the second round of the World Baseball Classic, Im posting this video of some sexy ass Rican models.
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…Sucked. I havent watched The Watchmen, but my peeps tell me it was terrible. Hyde, Guster and Jigga JJ went to see it at the IMax and come away dissapointed. Lupita on the other hand claimed to have fallen asleep through it. But rumor has it that her new boyfriend who [...]