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Chris Brown, Meet Felony 1 & 2

Thursday, March 5th, 2009


Other than Kanye West, have you ever met anyone who needed his ass kicked more than Chris Brown? Check out what this asshole did to Rihanna:

According to a detective’s affidavit, Brown and Rihanna got into a fight early Feb. 8 after the “Umbrella” singer checked her boyfriend’s cell phone and found a text message from another woman.

Brown pulled his car over and tried to push Rihanna out, but she was still wearing her seatbelt, Los Angeles police Detective De Shon Andrews wrote. He said Brown pushed Rihanna’s head against the window, punched her with his right hand, and then continued driving while hitting her, the affidavit states. He also bit his girlfriend on the ear, the affidavit states.

The affidavit was filed as part of a search warrant request for the phone records of Brown, Rihanna and her assistant.

Brown allegedly threatened to kill Rihanna after she pretended to leave a phone message with her assistant, telling her to have the police waiting at her house.

Andrews described Brown’s blows as causing Rihanna’s mouth to fill with blood. He also writes that Brown tried to choke Rihanna after she took the keys to his car away. Andrews wrote that Rihanna nearly lost consciousness but also tried to fight back while in the car, at one point trying to gouge at Brown’s eyes.

Brown was arrested hours later and booked him on suspicion of making criminal threats. Police said at the time a woman identified Brown as her attacker during an early morning dispute in an upscale Los Angeles neighborhood.

I urge all fans of Chris Brown to take a stand and not support this prick. Because if he goes to jail, he’ll be out in a few months. Or if he get probation, which is most likely, he’s still going to make more shitty music. DONT BUY IT! He doesnt deserve your money. He deserves to get his ass kicked. And believe me, I’ll do it too.

Does he look like he’s really sorry for fucking Rihanna up?  I dont think so. And let me say this, if Rihanna is really married to Brown, I hope Brown reeeaaalllyyyy puts a beating on her for getting back with him.

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