February, 2009
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Turd Is Popular On Twitter!
Tuesday, February 24th, 2009
If you aint following me on Twitter, its your lost. My tweets are so good they get posted in the local newspaper. Follow me here.
twitter, turd ferguson, red eye, chicago, bulls, sports, internet
Fattys For Fat Tuesday!
Tuesday, February 24th, 2009
Octo-Dad Is Black!
Monday, February 23rd, 2009
Homey, theres no way this Brotha right here is the father of Octo-Moms 14-thousand babies. And here is why. He’s Black. No Black man in their right mind is looking to claim 8 kids. Even if he’s gonna get gubment help. And none of them look like him either.
I mean I know Obama got the Black man inspired and the return of Tiger to the golf course got playas all ampt up, but this is ridiculous! In this case, aint no man gonna judge you. Head for the hills!
Kim Kardashian’s Monkey
Monday, February 23rd, 2009
Kim Kardashian and her family went and got a fucking monkey. No not Reggie Bush, dont be an ass! Apparently they dont watch the news unless one of them is on it. Travis the Chimp ate some chicks face and hands. Keep that monkey away from Kim’s phatty.
Check out the pic then video.
himp, travis the chimp, monkey, video, 911 call, news, animal, kim kardashian, reggie bush
Sabathia Is Fn’ FAT
Monday, February 23rd, 2009
When the Yankees signed CC Sabathia to a $160-million contract I didnt think that he would spend $80-million of it on food. Either that or he ate another human. He’s listed at 290… bullshit! Try 340. So in my humble opinion its safe to say that he’s not on the juice or boli. He’s on hotdogs and cake.
This fat fuck better win at least 20 games with all that money the Yanks are paying him. And he better shed some God-damn pounds.
yankees, steriods, cc sabathia, mlb, baseball, new york, sports
