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Jeter Dating 22 Year Old

Saturday, February 28th, 2009


Derek Jeter… you’re the fucking man!

Im not going to mention that you tapped Jessica Alba or Scarlett Johansson and that you dropped Minka Kelly like Manny Ramirez drops fly balls for a 22 year old college student. But instead I’ll say that Jeter is an inspiration for all men. He makes the inner-pimp come out in fat 67 year olds.

Derek Jeter, you are a pussy God! I hear Megan Fox is single.

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Obama Gets Drunk & The Bulls Suck

Saturday, February 28th, 2009


Watching the Bulls will make anyone want to drink. Even the President.

Drink up Mr. President.
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I went to the Bulls game this past week and noticed that the Bulls are equal opportunity employers. If you never been to the United Center, the ‘hood is scary as hell.

Why equal opportunity employers? Because all of the time out and half time entertainment are people who panhandle right outside the stadium. They got:

The Tumblers
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The Bucket Boys
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My Favorite, The Stick Up Kids
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