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Megan Fox Wants Me, Bad

Written by Turd Ferguson on February 27th, 2009

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This chick has been sweating me so damn much since she broke up with the King of all Wiggers. Non-stop calls and emails begging me to fly out to Cali to be with her. You dont know how much I’d love to, but theres a big problem. A brotha doesnt want to get married again. Cause you see I know that if I stick Megan Fox, it would be so good that I’d want to marry her on the spot. Which is most likely why Brian Austin Wigger wanted to marry her.

Enjoy the hotness that is Megan Fox frolicking around town.
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