Holy shit! Look at the size of this guy. Manuel Uribe weighs over 700-hundo pounds. What the fuck is he eating that got him at 700 pounds? Bar-b-que elephant legs? This fat fuck might have to go to jail too cause he’s up on some drug charges. FACT: It cant be crack or heroin. That stuff makes you skinny.
“Me like cookies!” He looks like he’s melting.
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This Mayor who lost his job in Los Alamitos, California is a real asshole. Dean Grose thought it would a good idea to forward an e-mail picture depicting the White House lawn planted with watermelons under the title “No Easter egg hunt this year.”
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This chick has been sweating me so damn much since she broke up with the King of all Wiggers. Non-stop calls and emails begging me to fly out to Cali to be with her. You dont know how much I’d love to, but theres a big problem. A brotha doesnt want to get married again. Cause you see I know that if I stick Megan Fox, it would be so good that I’d want to marry her on the spot. Which is most likely why Brian Austin Wigger wanted to marry her.
Enjoy the hotness that is Megan Fox frolicking around town.
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