Holy shit! Look at the size of this guy. Manuel Uribe weighs over 700-hundo pounds. What the fuck is he eating that got him at 700 pounds? Bar-b-que elephant legs? This fat fuck might have to go to jail too cause he’s up on some drug charges. FACT: It [...]

This has to be one of the great acceptance speeches of all time. Mickey Rourke at the Spirit Awards. He won Best Male Actor for The Wrestler.

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This Mayor who lost his job in Los Alamitos, California is a real asshole. Dean Grose thought it would a good idea to forward an e-mail picture depicting the White House lawn planted with watermelons under the title “No Easter egg hunt this year.”

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This chick has been sweating me so damn much since she broke up with the King of all Wiggers. Non-stop calls and emails begging me to fly out to Cali to be with her. You dont know how much I’d love to, but theres a big problem. A brotha doesnt want to [...]