When the Yankees signed CC Sabathia to a $160-million contract I didnt think that he would spend $80-million of it on food. Either that or he ate another human. He’s listed at 290… bullshit! Try 340. So in my humble opinion its safe to say that he’s not on the juice or boli. He’s on hotdogs and cake.

This fat fuck better win at least 20 games with all that money the Yanks are paying him. And he better shed some God-damn pounds.

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