Homey, theres no way this Brotha right here is the father of Octo-Moms 14-thousand babies. And here is why. He’s Black. No Black man in their right mind is looking to claim 8 kids. Even if he’s gonna get gubment help. And none of them look like him either.
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Kim Kardashian and her family went and got a fucking monkey. No not Reggie Bush, dont be an ass! Apparently they dont watch the news unless one of them is on it. Travis the Chimp ate some chicks face and hands. Keep that monkey away from Kim’s phatty.
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Shit like this doesnt get old.

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When the Yankees signed CC Sabathia to a $160-million contract I didnt think that he would spend $80-million of it on food. Either that or he ate another human. He’s listed at 290… bullshit! Try 340. So in my humble opinion its safe to say that he’s not on the juice [...]