Homey, theres no way this Brotha right here is the father of Octo-Moms 14-thousand babies. And here is why. He’s Black. No Black man in their right mind is looking to claim 8 kids. Even if he’s gonna get gubment help. And none of them look like him either.
I mean I know Obama got the Black man inspired and the return of Tiger to the golf course got playas all ampt up, but this is ridiculous! In this case, aint no man gonna judge you. Head for the hills!
Kim Kardashian and her family went and got a fucking monkey. No not Reggie Bush, dont be an ass! Apparently they dont watch the news unless one of them is on it. Travis the Chimp ate some chicks face and hands. Keep that monkey away from Kim’s phatty.
Check out the pic then video.
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When the Yankees signed CC Sabathia to a $160-million contract I didnt think that he would spend $80-million of it on food. Either that or he ate another human. He’s listed at 290… bullshit! Try 340. So in my humble opinion its safe to say that he’s not on the juice or boli. He’s on hotdogs and cake.
This fat fuck better win at least 20 games with all that money the Yanks are paying him. And he better shed some God-damn pounds.
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I havent watch Slumdog Millionair, nor do I plan on watching it. Seeing all of those Indians just bring back bad memories from when I was growing up in Jersey City. Theres this section of the city I used to call Curry-Town where all of the Indians live and it stunk up to high heaven.
But any whoo, watching these two idiots act like kids in a candy store is starting to get on my nerve more than Kate Winslet acting like she doesnt know how to react to getting all these awards. (She’s a cunt by the way) You just know Kumar and Sanjaya plan is to stay relevant long enough to hope and Eiffel Tower Natalie Portman.
More after pic.
That brings me to Natalie Portman. This chick is uber-sexy. I dont know if its because she’s a Harvard nerd or what? Or because she’s elegant? And lord know what I’d do to a uber-sexy elegant nerd with no rubber.
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