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Jessica Alba Got SNE

Friday, February 20th, 2009


Jessica Alba’s nips were in full effect when she was… heading over to my place…? Check out the SNE (Sudden Nipple Erection)

More after pic.
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Ever since she gave birth she got this epiphany that she has to go around looking respectable. Dont know what made her think that.

Heres one for the spank bank, the Jessica we all came to know and love.
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I Want To Fight Chris Brown

Friday, February 20th, 2009


Since Chris Brown likes throwing punches, Im challenging him to a celebrity boxing match. Thats right, you heard it here first. I saw what he did to Rihanna. I’d like to see him try that shit with me. I be crackin heads son! And I know I’ll fuck him up too cause he only hits girls. Bitch ass.

Showing the dude in the front row what it looks like when he gives head.
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Tags: abuse, boxing, celebrity, celebrity break up, chris brown, fight, miguel cotto, police photo, rihanna, video, viral

Nice Job NY Post

Friday, February 20th, 2009


Who in their right mind ok’ed this pciture to run in the New York Post? Fire his ass!

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Rihanna’s Battered Mug (photo)

Friday, February 20th, 2009


If Rihanna is really back with Chris Brown, then she deserves what she got. And deserves how ever many more beatings she gets from him. And should lose every fan. Theres no way that a woman, a famous woman at that, should have to get beat up by her boyfriend. She clearly likes to get slapped around if it true they’re back together again.

And I could just see it now:

  • “Oh but I got him upset.”
  • “Oh but I love him.”
  • “Oh but he loves me.”
  • “Oh but he’s changed.”
  • “Oh but we could work it out.”

Oh but SHUT THE FUCK UP!  He choked you once he’ll choke you again.  You bimbo.

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Thanks TMZ.

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