After introducing Rihanna to his “jab, jab, left hook, upper cut combination“, Chris Brown released this statement:
“Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired. I am seeking the counseling of my pastor, my mother and other loved ones and I am committed, with God’s help, to emerging a better person. Much of what has been speculated or reported on blogs and/or reported in the media is wrong. While I would like to be able to talk about this more, until the legal issues are resolved, this is all I can say except that I have not written any messages or made any posts to Facebook, on blogs or any place else. Those posts or writing under my name are frauds.”
Dude, are you for real? counseling from Jesus Christ himself aint gonna help your career. You beat the shit out of one of the biggest up and coming female acts in the world. Did you hear that Umbrella song? That shit is not only a catchy toon, but it put Rihanna on the map son!
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