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My Valentines Day Date

Written by Turd Ferguson on February 13th, 2009

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After a long hard (no pun intended) night of thinking it over, I’ve decided to pass up on Megan Fox, Jessica Alba or Maria Menounos
and make Minka Kelly my Valentines Day date. Expect her to make an announcement in about a month saying she’s pregnant with my child after getting the Wamp Wamp!

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