After a long hard (no pun intended) night of thinking it over, I’ve decided to pass up on Megan Fox, Jessica Alba or Maria Menounos
and make Minka Kelly my Valentines Day date. Expect her to make an announcement in about a month saying she’s pregnant with my child after getting the Wamp Wamp!

minka [...]

Where have these tiggos been all my life?

Christina Hendricks, i want to bang, big tits, tiggos, sexy, celebrity, picture, id hit it

I took one looked at this idiots prego belly and my I got shrinkage because her belly looks like one of those punch balls. She makes me want to give myself a vasectomy.
Gross!

Nadya Suleman, octomom, picture, belly, 8 kids, crazy

Thanks PacMan Jones.
barack obama, wii, wii me, picture, president obama