Good Lord I wanna bang this chick! Thats enough tiggos for everyone! Me likey!
February 9th, 2009
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I Want To Bang This Chick: PT 3
Monday, February 9th, 2009Kelly Clarkson Eats A Lot
Monday, February 9th, 2009
Geez! Will someone tell Kelly Clarkson to stop eating? American Idol winners are supposed to look like Carrie Underwood. I mean Kelly dont even have any tiggos and her hair looks like shit!
Message to Kelly: Look like a star.
NUM, NUM, NUM!
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Chris Brown Gotta Left Hook
Monday, February 9th, 2009
So Chris Brown and Rihanna didnt make it to the Grammy’s last night. Rumor has it that Chris Brown introduced Rihanna to his left hook. He then like the soft chump I always thought he was, turned himself into the police. Yes he’s a chump. Sean Connery would agree.
More after the video
I could tell you right now why he sucka punched her. She must have been like: Does my ass look big in this dress? Do I look fat? Are you cheating on me with that sexy dancer? Im to famous to give head. And WHAMO! Left hook to the jaw.
Speaking of Rihanna not giving head, be on the look out for my list of celebs that dont give head.
“This bitch better get off me or its a upper cut to the throat.”
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